The Chronicles of a Life Worth Living

Who’s your favorite doctor?

Trick question - there’s only one doctor.

This is a video I am proud to have been part of. The editing finally finished and it turned out great! I’m glad!

A message everyone should hear. I am human - I am fighting for love.

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Come on, this is gold!

My friend has a Snorlax plush in her car.

She also has a very precociously placed hand sanitizer.

Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, is pregnant.

She’s royally fucked.

I hate when I order an orange juice and get urine.

You say tomato. I say tomato.

It doesn’t make much sense when you read it.

Reblog this if you have never eaten at a Whataburger, I want to take a moment of silence for you.

So, I went to use the restroom just now at my work.

And I walked in and I freak out because there is a cockroach on the wall.

Just standing there. Waiting for me. Staring at me with its little cockroach eyes.

And… I can’t pee with a cockroach staring at me.

I just can’t.

Life is hard.